#lol wow fuk

[strawberryseeded]

I know that the general consensus is that Sukuna thinks Yuuji is boring asf & thats why he ignores him 24/7 (At least that's the impression i get, maybe im totally wrong fjhfhf), and like, Yeah. But i actually headcanon that the "ignoring" part started (and still mostly is) the other way around...? Like. Ok. Literally the second Sukuna understands that he's trapped inside Yuuji's body, that he can't get out, he starts YELLING at him inside his mind. Yuujis's response/reaction?: "Wow this dude sure is annoying" *goes on with his life*

At first Sukuna does try to at least pester Yuuji and the ppl around him by appearing on his skin and saying shit like "When i get out im gonna kill you all👍", but Yuuji straight up SLAPS him and never even answers to any of his threats nor talks to him directly, even talking about him to other people as if Sukuna isn't right there (the blatant disrespect hdgshshjs). The only instances the two of them talk are when Sukuna wants to talk to him; Yuuji just puts up with it. The sole time Yuuji adresses him first is when he asks Sukuna to help Junpei, and even tho Sukuna could have ignored him, he goes out of his way to tell Yuuji 2 go fuk himself (cuz Sukuna is... an asshole lolll).

Another example: At the end of the death paintings arc, Sukuna freaking. Just goes on and on mocking Yuuji and blaming him for what happened to Fushiguro's sister and the other curse's victims (srsly hes super annoying abt it) and the only thing Yuuji replies (and only because he believes it to be true so hes rly upset about it) is Shut up and Dont tell Fushiguro.

After that, during the Shibuya arc, right after killing Mahoraga, the last thing Sukuna does before losing control again is taunt Yuuji because he knows Yuuji will lose his fucking mind. But still, even in this instance and even though Sukuna is the one who caused all this destruction and suffering, Yuuji doesn't say anything back to him, not even to curse/insult him (i could go off on a whole tangent about why but that's not the point of this post).

In the culling game arc, when Angel says she wants to kill The Fallen, Sukuna brings Yuuji to his domain to prevent him from spilling the beans about who he is... and before he even opens his mouth Yuuji straight up says to him "even seeing your face makes me sick wdyw". Sukuna totally ignores this, obviously and goes Haha yeah anyways...

i cud go on lol.

Bottom line... Sure, Sukuna's called Yuuji boring & dull like 85746463636 million times but that's just him severely underestimating his strenght and talent at Jujutsu because Sukuna is a huge Jujutsu otaku BUT i think Sukuna was bored out of his mind inside Yuuji this whole time because Yuuji is the one who was always mercilessly ignoring him.

[goannafr]

my attempt at redrawing the fugly ''festive christmas gnorbu'' pet style sfjvlkfvfdv

v if you want to hear me ramble my complaints about this v

my god how did they do my baby so wrong. i don't expect redraws to keep perfect proportions or anything but this is soooo off.

+the ears are. first of all they forgot to colour the inside of them. second why are they like that. gnorbu ears are like bunny ears! i understand WHY they made them floppy - so that the antlers would fit - but it looks terrible. they're too short and why do they have lines on the inside. stop that. I think floppy ears COULD work and be cute but I redrew them as normal upright ears just to show that you CAN make them fit with the antlers, it just takes a bit of repositioning

+speaking of the antlers, why did they add a second costume to this? the xmas gnorbu already has a gorgeous design with that lovely wreath mane, it didn't need reindeer antlers and nose to be thrown in there as well. I don't think any of the other species redraws added new costume elements did they? Huh.

+ this is a boring pose. if i was doing a redraw of the xmas gnorb I'd go with something more lively... have it doing a little trot or something cute. instead it's just standing there, slightly rotated from the original pose. maybe that's why they thought they needed to jazz it up with the reindeer stuff?

+girl where is your NECK. what da fuk happened

+gnorbs have pointy lil hoofsies not rounded paws... again, what happened?

+why are your eyes melting off your face they are sooo far to the side. and also they're front facing. HUH? why. you look like a weird frog. also what's up with the eyebags

overall just like. why would you pay real money for this ugly art when you could just get a normal xmas gnorbu instead which is way prettier lol

i mean wow! baby!! look at that gorgeous kid

[egotisticaleverything]

High school Party

Bo Burnham x reader

A/N: this has been rotting in my draft for centuries so not requested just needed to finish this and cure my writers block for good !!

Warnings: swearing, mentions of sex, Bo being unreasonably mean, reader is a down bad loser, almost fucking to prove a point

“Hey-Uh Bo?” I tap the tall boys shoulder, trying to get his attention in the crowded living room we’re standing in, “I wanted to ask if I could have your number- so we could like hand out some time?”

“What?” He says after turning around

“I said could I have your number-“

“I heard you fuck face I’m just not falling for the same song and dance again” he scoffs, taking a sip from his cup.

“What do you mean-“ I sputter out

“I know Chrissy sent you over here to fuck with me alright?” He shrugs “hey hot popular conventionally attractive friend of mine, go over and ask out the weird skinny kid.” He mocks her in a high pitched voice.

“What- no I just want your number asshole the fuck?” I scowl at him stepping back, phone in my left hand, beer in my right.

“Fine whatever. I’ll put my number in your phone. Just shut up.” He grabs my phone.

“Thanks, geez for an apparent ‘nerd’ you sure are a dickhead” I roll my eyes, looking down at my beer.

“Here.” He almost chucks the phone back at me “you win your little dare, pass go to collect 200” he walks away unphased.

“Bo- wait” I grab his arm “could we like maybe hang out some time..?” I manage to crack a slight smile as if my heart isn’t racing

“God you’re a good actress” he turns his head towards me “fine. Lunch. Tomorrow. Text me your address.” He pulls his arm away.

I look down at my phone to see the contact name he’s given himself “Truth or dare”, thought he’d be more original.

Me: I’m not Jk wit u I actly like u dmbas :/

TorD: ok def selling it 2 hard

Me: fuk u

TorD: shut up ur drnk

Me: I wish I wernt so cute cuz if u wernt id kill u

TorD: get sober then u can smd :P jkkkk

Me: u still at da party

TorD: obvi dmbas

Me: meet u upstairs in 10

TorD: no u wont

Me: yes I will

TorD: fine im redy for ur prank or wtver

Me: u still think im jk lol XD

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I walk into the room to see Bo sat on the bed “Surprised to see me here?” He jokes “I made sure to scope out the whole room for whatever you’re planning.”

“I’m not planning anything- what is wrong with you?” I am starting to get annoyed at this point,

“Yeah sure whatever-“ I cut him off by pulling him into a kiss, grabbing the collar of his shirt as I straddle his hips on the bed. I slowly bring my left hand up behind his head, pulling him closer to deepen the kiss as he groans. “You’re a good fucken actor.”

“I-… am not-… acting-…” I say between kisses as I lower Bo onto the bed, “you fucking brat.” I heave,

“God you’re something alright…” Bo attempts to catch his breath

“You’re lucky I take birth control” I say as I start undoing my jeans,

“Holy fuck you’re serious about this…” he looks up red faced

“You’re finally catching on, great work.” I scoff “Now what do you want me to do to you?” I giggle, trailing a hand down his chest.

“I-uhm wow” his cocky demeanour has completely disappeared, replaced with a flustered mess of a man who’s almost melting below me.

“What do you want me to do to you?” I ask him firmer this time as I throw my shirt across the room.

“I-oh wow uhm I-I’ve never gotten this far” he stutters and stumbles as i straddle him in nothing but my underwear and bra,

“I can tell.” I cross my arms “now use your big boy words and tell me what you want me to do to you.”

“I mean I really do-I’m not sure I-“

“Just say it”

“What”

“The first thing that comes to your mind”

“I-uh- fuck- I’m sorry” he facepalms, the crimson of his face barley peaking out.

“What-Bo?” I pull his hands away from his face, genuinely concerned.

“Why are you of all people into me?” He looks away,

“I-what do you mean?” I ask genuinely confused, what does he mean ‘me of all people’.

“You’re friends with Chrissy and Grace and all those other really pretty girls-“ he starts rambling “fuck you’re gorgeous, I-I mean that’s the reason I was so defensive…” his eyes drifted towards me, as he obviously tried to not look at my body.

“Bo… why do you think I stare at you every day in chemistry-?” I ask now just as red faced as the man below me “why do you think I spend so much time around the drama club when crew aren’t even needed-“

“What-?”

“Ever since freshman year- Bo I’ve been in love with yo-“ I’m suddenly cut off by a kiss, as he sits up, one of Bo’s hands finds its place on the back of my neck, the other places itself on my lower back.

“I’m- I don’t think I want to rush into this…” he sighs “I think you’re really pretty and fun to be around but I don’t want to take things too fast-“

“Thank god-sorry but I like you too much to just fuck you and prove a point.” I laugh sitting up “so… are you free next Friday after drama club?”

[myrammmortal]

Chapter 33, putting clothes on just to take them off again, again!

AN: I sed shut up itz nut my folt ok if u don’t lik da story den ur a prep so fuk u flamerz!1111 ps im nut updating ubtil u giv me fiv god reviewz nd diz tim I men it!111111 U SUK!1111 fangz raven 4 di help il promiz to help u wif ur story lolz1

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“Oh my fuking god!1” I shooted sadly. “Shud we get u 2 St Manga’s, bitch?”

“Hel no!” she said. “Lizzen Egogy, I need ur help. Nex tim u go bak in tim, do u fink u kod ask Tom Andorson 4 sum help?”

“Sure, but my name isn't Lizzen Egogy." I said sadly. It must be the curse, that thing is tenacious if anything and my beauty is just so great that people keep forgetting my name. Must be because I'm so goffik. I went outside the door. Richard was there!111 He wuz wearing a big blak GC tshit which wuz his panamas.

“Hey Sexxy.” I said.

“How’d it go Paul Darkness Alzheimer Birdflu Landers?” he asked in his voice was so sexy and low kinda like Gerard Way when hes talking.

“Fine.” I reponded. We stared 2 go bak in2 da dorm.

“How far did u go wif Satan?” Richard asked jealously.

“Not 2 far, lol.” I borked.

“Will you hav to do it with him?” Richard asked angstily.

“I hop not 2 far!111” I shouted angrily. Den I felt bad 4 shooting at him. I said sorry. We frenched.

“What happened 2 Snipe?” I growled.

“U will see.” Richard giggled mistressly. He opened a door……………Snap nd Lumpkin werz there!11 Serious waz pokering dem by staging dem wif a blak nife.

“NOOOO PLZ!1111” Lumpkin bagged as Serious started 2 suk his blood. I laffed statistically. I tok some photons of him and Snap bing torqued. (ok I no dis iz men but fink abot it ppl dey r pedoz nd Snap trid 2 rap dem and neway sadiztz rok haz any1 seen shrak atak 3 lolz). We took sum of Snipe’s blod den Richard and I went bak 2 our roomz. We sat on my goffik blak bed. My cloves were kinda drity so I pot on a blak leather outfit fingie kinda like da 1 Suelene haz in Undreworld. (if u haven’t herd of it den FUK U!111) . I put on some blak platform high heelz. Richard put on ‘desolition liverz’ by MCR. Den………………………………………….we storted 2 take of eachotherz clozez. I felt pretty stupid talking about how I was going to put on a carefully planned outfit just to immediately take it off again. I tok of his shit nd he had a six-pak, lolz. We started 2 mak out lik in Da Grudge. He pot his wetnes in my u-know-what sexily. I gut an orgy.

“Oh Richard!111111!1 Oh mi fuking gud Richard!1111” I screemed passively as he got an eructation.

“I luv u TaEbory.” he whispred sexily and den he fel aspleep lol.

"Wow, I literally fucked his brains out!" I thought as I drifted off to sleep.

[theskyexists]

gundam ep 18, 19 20

didnt want to watch more gundam bc i was so pissed and i didnt think that the writers/narrative were going to treat what they had miorine do to suletta with enough weight.

i start episode 6 after waiting to let myself calm down.good call on my part. but

why the fuk does miorine feel beholden to prospera when prospera didnt do shit lol

miorine’sover the top anger is no longer adorable. it’s just childish and annoying. a sign of her being stupidly out of her depth. the politics are also so ridiculous. is shin sei now miorine’s subsidiary? when did that happen? WHAT IS OWNERSHIP EVEN IN THIS UNIVERSE. DID MIORINE INHERIT SHARES?????????

this was the ONLY way it could go yeah for suletta to think that i guess. but damn im glad i waited

‘ive no intention of fighting you you saved my life’BUT i will insult your friend.

what an idiot. starting to dislike how this is all about literal children

are we punching miorine. we doing this?

so martin got hurt by a mob and they’re like hey why dont u stay behind to protect the base from the mob. lol

miorine never rescinded earth house’s rights to the ship with which they can just dump suletta at her place? ????? god its so japanese

fuck. chuchu is NOT punching miorine? ‘talking things out’? what the fuck. why are we getting all these fun lil group dynamics after something so shit. why are they still working for gundarm at all. ‘WHEN the bullies come back, dont try anything crazy’  literally leaving the hurt member for the bullies to kill iguess. what the fuck

how is this elan so good at fighting he can stop a terrorist pilot witch from stabbing him in the eye

‘i did not expect him to team up with peil’ why the fuck ever not

wow that went fast. suletta didn’t even fight for aerial. god. the most doormat to ever doormat. not even AERIAL. did prospera arrange for suletta to find aerial because eri wanted to see her?

what the fuck dude i mean. why.... WHY.

ok so why didnt eri ever do this before though like - could have talked to her in this mindspace all along. ok so...uh. they dont need the key which is suletta anymore. and...wait. so there were a lot of children. but surely not so many. what with the timeline. but hold on. and score eight, thats when eri doesn’t need a pilot. you’re telling me there was no way of tweaking the software or hardware for the AI inside to take control of the suit. beyond a score 8 datastorm. why the fuck is eri being so nasty to suletta. i thought she cared about her

what the fuck. literally like. what the fck. why would eri do this to her right after miorine did this to her. what even goes on in their minds

simply ejects her into the vacuum of space with limited air supply. ok.....? i mean. and aerial cannot be steered by herself either we were just told so they’re both just in space i guess.

prospera and eri literally just told her: actually use you were also just a cog in a machine that we were using and we dont need anymore bye

???????????????????????????????????why the fuck would eri do that

‘suletta deserves to live freely’

are you fuckign serious. are you fucking serious. really. you’re fucking serious. you are telling me that. prospera and eri care about suletta as well but they just lied to her again and told her they don’t just to let her ‘live freely’.. all these people are completely insane and psychopaths and completely unforgivable. completely fucking insane and unforgivable. the writers just made it worse. i CANNOT forgive this. i literally cannot.

if suletta does not go apeshit i will kill somebody and that somebody will be the whole writing team

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ep 19

let me just say that i saw some ‘oh we all good now’ fanart and i am absolutely not about it. jezus christ.

wow they really skimped on the animation for miorine

suletta is going further and further into a depression spiral and earth house is jus like: hmmm sucks . and the people who love her are like: lol bye better off without us! fuck yoU!!!

this rando side character from a mid-level company who for some reason does the counselling at the school (???)  or hijacks it is like a total ......like. player. reallyjust playing around . its great

what IS benerit group’s jurisdiction? is miorine ever gonna see the terrible circumstances that her friends came from? too bad Nika and Chuchu aren’t along to point out: yeah i worked here as a nine year old 12 hours a day lol

who the hell is miorine negotiating with? and why is she going if she doesnt speak for the group. what can she even promise

this spacian and not-elan and nika have been in thisroom for what. a week? and somehow elan is capable of holding her TWICE. how theFUCK is he not dead. his superior male strength apparently. hate this part. its boring. it’s sexist. it’s stupid. but i guess its nice that theyre doing a fucked up emotional bond between the shitty spacian and the shitty earthian bc they’re both gundam pawns

miorine thinks she can get some goodwill for developing prosthetic limbs....(which by all accounts ALREADY EXIST LOL LOOK AT PROSPERA). wow that went surprisingly well. goodthing the guy’s a doctor. and recognised she means well. might be a way to change things etc.

general guy surely must have been responsible for the 1500 earthians disappeared and tortured huh....

god i cant stand the earth house-suletta dynamics. everybody is so annoying. suletta for being her same old self and earth house peeps for being like: oh but just have a meal with us we’re friends :):):):) shut the fuck up

it’s like these writers have never experienced grief at all

oh she just gotta have a nice soup and a cry and a meal with friends. shut the fuckup

‘even when you know it’s not the right way, sometimes it’s the only thing you can do’

uh. no. what? martin didn’t have to sell nika out just bc he was sure she was a terrorist. miorine and eri and prospera didnt have to stab suletta in all the worst places just to ‘set her free’. that like saying: oh i killed a couple of people but eh, meh, eh, so what?i just fucked around abit and now we’re finding out. so it goes!

seriously this kid actually reveals all this shit to guel??? lol!!!!what an idiot!!! these people almost killed you!!! guel doesnt even care enough to get a you a spot in the academy (’you should ask somebody else’WHO GUEL. WHO IS HE GONNA MEET)

this story went far off the rails

this kid just sold out his people’s best chance of becomign indpeendent and free from benerit group. what idiot adult never told this complete dumbass to keep his fucking mouth shut.

prospera. what the FUCK. how is THIS necessary for anything? Eri. Why are you doing this also. Im looking at all the fanart thats like ooooo we all good after ep 22 we a happy family.

Suletta is a psycho. Prospera is a way worse psycho. Miorine is a bitch. Guel is a total bastard. Even Eri is a total psycho.

oh ok it was an excuse to leave miorine behind with no guards at all. LOL. the guards all left and prospera was like byeeeeeeee

the high council (?) (who the fuck are they then) have been funding the earthian ochs earth corporation gundams....ok thats one mystery solved. so why did prospera attack the gundams there. and was there an implications that there are multiple sophies and noreas or were they simply associated in teh system. but also what. they corrupted GUND principles? you care about those prospera?

Miorine seriously has no direct control over her men or gundams? why is she so......DUMB. i know shes only seventeenbut like.

‘oh we didnt give orders’ that is no excuse. check your lines of command. get your goddamn intel directly. there are like three fucking robot pilots. you can speak to them DIRECTLY. now they’re blowing up shit because theyre getting shot at. soldiers and cops are such cowards. oh ill just laserblast everybody. instead of idk. listening to ORDERS and simply evading

‘guel, you’ve defiled her’

what. lol. shaddiq maybe you should have helped her. idk. always being such a stupid dick

‘prospera mercury was onto us.’ ok so he knows that shes destroyed the stored gundams.

aerial did NOT do the only thing she could. in fact, she could have just said: suletta, our mother is a total pschyo, shes going to fuck everyone over just so i can live again. you shouldnt be part of that. with her actual voice

literally.what is this japanese fucking bullshit. it’s like they literally have different neural pathways. like LITERALLY. every anime has this to some extent. where there’s these contrived mantras based on idiotic non-communciation. as though it is impossible to be truthful or straightforward about anything. its better to stab someone than be straightforward.

really hate the tempo, the futility, and most of all the heart of the emotional conflict. it’s fake. it’s extreme. there’s no payoff. and in the end it is unrelated to any of the earthian suffering. 

i predict: suletta is not going to go apeshit

chuchu did not punch miorine and will not

prospera and  eri will also not get any comeuppance

‘its all my fault. i did this’

uh yeah. because you didn’t prepare. you didn’t consider that everybody had their fingers on the triggers. you didnt control your soldiers. YOUR SOLDIERS. just let the commander fly off. didn’t intervene in communication. didn’t tell  the commander that THOSE robots also needed to be disarmed. yeah. people died because you’re an idiot. fuck you

AND MIORINE IS THE ONLY MORALLY INTELLIGENT CHARACTER IN THE WHOLE DAMN SHOW. THE ONLY ONE IN THE ENTIRE SHOW!!!!!!!!! EVERYBODY ELSE IS EITHER EXTREMELY DUMB SELFISH OR MORALLY CORRUPT. UNFORTUNATELY SHE’S ALSO AN IDIOT.

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ep 20

shaddiq is angry at guel for no reason. guel is angry at shaddiq for important reasons like he accidentally killed his dad at the plant quetta incident that shaddiq orchestrated

what is this ‘comedy’ low-stakes shit between martin and these two leftover student council idiots

‘our mobile suit wrecked havoc while we claim to be a  medical company’ maybe shouldnt have a mobile suit. ‘even lilique is angry’ WHY AREN’T THEY.

why is earth house so completely apathetic? Miorine kicked suletta to the curb like its nothing. they didnt much care. Miorine seems to have attacked a major Earth city. they dont much care. fucking hell dude lol

he really thinks guel (who is definitely a dumbass) was the one to taint miorine’s name and soul? he KNOWS prospera was behind it. jezus christ. can they just kill  each other already. fucking hell. how did the writing tank likethis.

shaddiq deliberaely wants to have the school demolished....

wow those cathedra guys are terrabad at responding to attacks and protecting civilians

how does shaddiq knowthat. right bc he has connections with. ok its a way to freak him out but cmong guel. SHADDIQ SET THAT UP ACCUSE HIM OF THAT RIGHT NOW. didnt

the weird thing about the gundam fights is why their conversations are always boosted from enemy to enemry to the entire fuckign public

comms just said: dont get involved leave it to security

house jeturk instantly sends out a student. who almost got killed last time. didnt even lift campus restrictions. SURELY thats a single fucking switch

Burion House doesnt have a single pilot with them in the bunker ?

chuchu really going for Nika right now? Martin the rat stopping her and asking Nika to help out? after ratting her out? my god

Nika: ‘this is all my fault’ what the ever living fuck are you talking about. what arrogance

shaddiq was hoping guel would protect miorine from all this shit but he didn’t i mean fair enough. guel is such a fail-man

shaddiq is for sure not. and his idea is pretty good. too bad he keeps having people murdered left and right. if he’d simply ordered his people in dawn of the fold to help miorine out but noooo

ah he wanted spacian losses at asticassia to poke the league....but....then why was he running for president. and also. surely he hasn’t been able to transfer many of the assets yet. just grassley’s

i like how norea’s grief is fuckin realhere alright

wow elan doing his: i hold your arms so you cant hit me move here again. even works in mobile suit form. lol

yap. norea too. i mean. who can care about suletta or miorine or fuckin guel when sophie and norea be imploding right here. the war oprhans, the exploited unprivileged drafted children.they’re mercilessly mowed down by the ‘good guys’ cathedra. who’ve been doing that shit for twenty years.

I HATE earth house lol

i also hate suletta. dont like her shounen shit anymore which isnt shounen shit anymore. thats because all of this is just so.....who cares.who cares. truly who cares.

thing is. this show really likes to do dramatic moments but all the dramaticmoments this past season have not been satisfying. they have been really frustrating narratively. shaddiq and prospera and miorine and the league all fucking shit up. miorine really SHOULD have chosen shaddiq it turns out. they might have actually made a good pair, if shaddiq had been truthful at all

suletta isnt gonna do shit about earth. she really doesnt give a fuck. miorine is too stupid to do anything about it. guel ABSOLUTELY is. and everybody else is infinitely dumb

to be honest, why did prospera destory earth ochs gundams when it destroyed miorine’s chances of becoming president. unless she didnt need quiet zero after all. but then why bother with her AT ALL

[babylove007]

You gave me morphine inna mi foot to cripple it So I couldn't return to the mall and lay Mr. Barkley the fuk out

Fuckin' assholes!

It's ok, I whipped a cold coffee in his general direction yesterday. Then I ran into his look alike daughter Maeghan at the mall Library, Reminded them both out loud and in my head that they are gonna get the kids taken and they should be with their father, Held in the safety of their sister's mom, Because Maeghan and Mr. Barkley are bare fuckin' idiots.

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I remember you from Ajax hospital. Your name was not Taylor, it was Maeghan "A lie" I said outloud Come back to me with wet eyes like her dumb father, "Sorry I'm pregnant" She rubs her tummy with a smile At first I say "Wow congrats" and then I go "LOL" Out loud.

Sorry you and your daddy Mr. Barkley like putting canes and cocks in people's mouth.

As I said before, kids safer with their father and their sister's mom. ----------------------------------------------------------------

Hey you Scarborough,

Really though, here in Kingston, It was a bad setup with Mr. Barkley and his cane.

Mr. Landry was present with my Papa and the Mandarin when this picture was taken. Intentionally with a cane in that place at the Mandarin.

This is what they did to my Papa Imagine a cement mine shaft and an elevator shaft with his daughter and grandchildren to To come here and them dismiss me with it, let me walk bad on it I did not see him this morning

"I'm sorry for what I did to you Walter" - somewhat sincere "I'm sorry for what I did to ya Walter" - not sincere at all

Gas Pedal. You know what I mean.

[the-firebird69]

Jupiter Ascending (2015): Eddie Redmayne Screaming A Lot

and yeh ok you can make lizards talk paul dodos your a twit. could hardly se a cb radio and you were on it and tehy stopped you you brokethe laws so many times and could not explain one to me and spoke in very broken odd english if at all.  and your not tht bad. and this iswhat you are.  an impetuous boy.  in front of you my creation with Hera our dna from the dump and mixed. not fully set mb lol hahah.  nd prepping for trumps next whirlwind tour of egomania. and we pump him full.  pull out his brain and tease, sure was fully set yes.  

they dont all have the same makeup we have him run man lines.  and wont say but this one is longer than most. runs to El Diablo...then again, the Alpha is sent back.  Azog is before this.  and no your not related to the stuck asshole at all.  and macs some of them proper make it so too.  and demanded it for a long time filed. still do. keep trying. another version of lucky strike  

but you trump, invited this andcontinue too.  you cause a brutal hatred of yourself.  a need to employ you rather than allow yours to thrive and it is by force and mostl your fault.  we then send back the Alpha. several races are free demnos and they go on but only the Alpha takes part in cointinueing the line.  here you see a higher level demon, and after Azog. yes.  in battle it is he. and yes he fights his brother as a demon. loses. leaves.  and we need the hand back. take it back.  and sendhim back. and he was born whole.  as was trump.

Zues 

pretty right on. ok and due to anger.  we ask. and ok.  we can print but wait.  and our dead trump you know why one reason is.  and yeh you say  you didit and haha lol you cannot handle it but do the job.  and  yes the mac proper do it the ones you wont touch.and you hope to see how we fuse it after. your out. mb lol.  so they prolong the duration of the graft and do our plan due to that.  nice touch ok boss.  and you had it reviewed.  Azog and Bolge are very old.  and thought they were from dave nd carrol no re big. very big. and powerful.  you can see he is huge at about 15 foot in Lord of the Rings and well is he not the rock.  same guy.  he sits it out yes.  and later comments was me  i hve no memory of it.  and they hunt him.  did before but later hard.  we had to yes. forced by the macs and tons of therats on all. and they are sissys here. he sees it and helps good.

Hera

this is terrible. and no i am not the satan of LA and it is he. and shit he talks u a storm not him yet. and not satan.  is out but forms n the future.  rests there. is not o ur dna in any way. no.  comes from mac daddy.  down the line and wow this is horrid. macs wife too heknows cant recall now. he protectsher.

now it is no he says nobdy does that to me and or him he is al ne these fools deep seated resentful fools

and yeh he stands there. teet grinding a bit.  is ther with trump.  and hte fool is a pig and low life.  

you hear grunts and such. a decent ct no right on

mac daddy

wwo you a mrderer nope. a war against homocidal psychopaths who are cannibals. why know any dingaling. and i see they eat meat and  yes they do exclusivley.  good we see who gets eatn shit your bad.  and ok so bye by asshole and you do burn oh ok.  i do se it great. fie i leve you a present and such.  and nah experts couldnt and left. trump takees fhe fall will agan for your destroyed space shit statin lol. good i burn by hishand yep and bja.  do it to you..oh ok he imitates him yousee in themovie and i die then..no shit

and youdo nope.  nah. ill skp it thanks loswer

and you it me and hard. and i ok ok

paul d.

and so you suck too and hard and wow not the same you f dumb sht grth fuk you shithead

corine

Olympus

[m-357]

wow can’t believe I’m just learning about the gay bathhouse in the city I grew up in , literally so much cheaper then the gym I was going to. I can’t believe I didn’t know about gay bathhouses.

I was literally paying for a gym memeberishp and motels rooms when I was working WTF 🤬

I’ve suffered one million gay deaths for being the only gay I knew as a teen/early adult , narsisitic homophobia man , what a binch

And to think I had a whole thirty min convo w a friend I thought was straight about saunas and because I’m a know it all i was like “yeah yeah I’ve heard of tht plce” I had not. LOL . He was literally outing himself to me, the only other gay person around, and it went right over my inflated ass head.

He was even like we could go sometime if u want and I was like “thanks but I work at a gym” bc I did at the time. KMS I’ve robbed my own self of every possible moment of connection. Fuk. And then like months later after he put me up in la I popped off on him publicly and tarnished his name to everyone I know over a like pridepoint of mine. Ugh I’m the worst person I know actually now

[gwapg1rl]

A week ago Pakistani terrorists planned a suicide bomb to kill fourty Indian soldiers. India then fought back a few days ago and killed numerous terrorists that were believed to be behind this incident and many others.I'm currently in Bathinda a city in the north east of Punjab, which has the biggest military base in Asia.. and now we are to believe that it's highly possible this city is in risk of being attacked by Pakistan due to our retaliation...crazy right? It's all fun and games until you're in a country where stuff like this is common and people around you are truly effected from the consequences of war...

[nutrogen]

might fuck around and give myself radiation poisoning

might stick my d*ck in some x rays

[slicksquid]

it took me an unreasonable long time to figure out where calamari inkantation is in fresh start

[mr-dickalambo]

Hi!!!! Dipped for a few days to work on the fic but I'm back on my bs of being a regular menace. Hope you're having a great day.

Weirdly specific question but do you know what alcohol Homi's character usually goes for ??? Cause I remember he ordered smthg in the first ep in the gala (?party?thing) but I don't remember what-

Or you could tell me what you hc as his go-to drink?

Oh and a more general question, who among the both of them fell in love on first sight (personally I'm thinking Vikram just absolutely going head over heels on the first meeting but not realizing cause he's oblivious about his own feelings but idk I wanna know your opinion)

Did i re watch ep 1? Yes

The gala scene? Yes

Did i see homi mention his drink ? No.

He said, when Pipsy asked for a large scotch, "ah classic"

I think he would go for classic drinks,like scotch or vintage fancy ass wine cos he is that.

Also wow ep one so gay 10/10

Def vik was head over heels

U saw vik writing that letter to his father in EP 1!!!!

Homi is brilliant, homi this ,homi that homi best

I agree with ya, first he thought it was admiration for homi's brain and like work and science brilliant mind but as time passed by vik caught himself being physically attracted to homi as well, and that that was the time he chked in with himself.

FUK AM I GAY?????

lol I like to think vik being confused asf as to whom shd he talk to about it, cos usually he used to talk to homi about it,love and shit, but now homi is the one he has to talk about, so,,,,

Mad men

We stan

<3

[kraventhegreat]

ᶤ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ˢᶤᶰᶰᵉᵈˑ   ok but kraven’s voice is so much...squeakier than i remember

[some-days-we-get-sundays]

Thoughts on Wildmoore in the latest ep + other random thoughts.

I love that Sophie pulled Ryan into her for that hug. When Sophie got in Ryan’s face I was like kiss her, kiss her to shut her up and make her feel better lol. But the hug was good too. I really love that Sophie knows Ryan is Batwoman. Yes it would have been fun to get some more teasing out of it before she just told her she knew, but there is so much that could not be done if Sophie didn’t know. Now she can be part of the team and I absolutely adored Sophie quarterbacking from the bat cave. Sophie’s “talk to me” had be swooning. They’re a good team. I like that Sophie stood up for herself against Ryan (didn’t I say that if Ryan started blaming Sophie that would be bogus. I love how Sophie was like that’s where I draw the line) and then Ryan ends up not blaming Sophie but blaming herself. I just really like that Sophie isn’t scared to stand up to Ryan because Ryan can be a bit intimidating when you do things she doesn’t like. And it comes off like Sophie tries to please Ryan at times so I’m glad that she put her foot down like don’t blame this shit on me. They have a really raw and honest dynamic between them. It’s easy to be friends when you both agree and never fight and everything is plain and simple- but I actually really love the conflict that often occurs between them. It makes it more real and also makes the relationship more interesting if they do end up romantically falling for one another. They challenge each other and hold each other accountable. 

I like that Sophie actually listens to Ryan about the Crows shit. She doesn’t usually argue back because she knows Ryan is right. And I like that it doesn’t just go in one ear and out the other. You can see the wheels in Sophie’s head turn when Ryan calls something out and Sophie has to pause like wow, she’s right. Sophie is a realllly good character. She admits flaws and tries to amend them. And Ryan is so flawed and I love it a lot. It’s like they said in that panel: LGBTQ characters don’t have to be perfect- they are allowed to be problematic and have flaws because in real life that’s how we are. I just see so much of myself in Ryan because I am hot headed and I can be wrong and hard headed and I'm an asshole sometimes and I’m always challenging people on stuff but I love deeply and fiercely and it’s just refreshing to see her have a personality that isn’t cookie cutter and boring. 

I do hope that before the season is over that Ryan really starts to recognize and appreciate more of what Sophie has sacrificed. She quit the Crows, she went against everything that she knew and believed in, she puts herself at risk constantly and I want to see Ryan acknowledge that a bit more. Sophie has had Ryan’s back through and through since the start of season 2 and she doesn’t always get enough credit from Ryan (I also recognize that Ryan has a right to be pissed). I’m not saying Ryan needs to pat Sophie on the back and give her cookies for doing the right thing but come on Ry- Sophie really goes out on a limb for her. I hope we build off the hug and build off Sophie quitting the Crows. I don’t want steps backwards and I don’t want any more of Ryan beating up on Sophie’s previous Crow involvement/engagement. 

Other stuff:

-Rachel continues to impress me with her acting. Like I wish she was more recognized but also I know if she was an “A-lister” it would probably ruin her. Also the way she is personality wise I know she wouldn’t want all that fame. But damn she’s amazing. 

-I love Ocean and Alice together. Am I the only one? I’m such a sap and I love their love for each other. Alice reflects what I see in myself a lot; her vulnerabilities and her insecurities. She’s so puzzled by someone falling in love with her after how much she has tried to push them away. She doesn’t get it. And I often feel those things. You like me? You’re in love with me? Why though? I’m a fuckin mess.

-I’m excited for more Kate/Alice. 

-Also random but how long are they going to keep up this Imani and Ryan thing? 😩 Imani wasn't even in this episode. It’s like are they dating? Are they fuk buddies? The off handed off screen, “oh I was with Imani” shit is not gon fly with me. 

-Why do I ship Luke and Evan now?

-UMMM can we get more of Evan and Mary friendship!!!? I didn’t like him before when he was rude to Ryan and came off very stereotypical gay boy but I really liked him in this episode. 

-Luke deciding he didn’t want to live anymore really hurt my heart and I think it got glossed over but I loved Camrus tweeting out what he did. 

[aftonfamilyvalues]

Chapter 35. gost of u

AN: fangz 2 suzi 4 da idea!1 u rok! fuk of prepz!11111111 fangz 2 raven 4 di help u rok gurl!1 ps im gong 2 end da stroy rlly sun so FUK U!111 oh yah nd if u no eny gofik namz plz tel me koz I ned 1 4 serius!1 fangz.

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I went in2 da Conmen Room finking of Satan. Suddenly I gasped………………..Draco wuz there!111

I grasped. He locked as hut as eva werring blak ledder pants, a blak Lonken Prak t-shrit and blak eyeliner.

“Draco what da fuk r u dong!111111” I gosped.

“Huh?” he asked. Then I remembred. It wuzn’t Draco. It was Lucan!1 He stil had two arms.

“Oh hi Lucian!1” I sed. “Im Ebony the new student lol we shook handz.”

“Yah Satan told me abot you.” Lusian said. He pinted to a groop of sexxxy gottik guyz. They where siting in a corner kutting. It wuz Serious, Vampire’s dad and………………Snap! All of them were wearing blak eyeliner and blak Good Chralootte band shirts. “Lizzen I’m in a goth band wif those guys.” he said. “Were playing 2nite at da Marylin Mason show as back-up.

wow! theyre in a band!

[duck-tan]

✨ get to know me tag ✨

Thanks for tagging @textsfrombangtan 🥰

when is your birthday? august 11

what is your favourite colour? i coincidentally have a lot of stuff in different shades of blue so lets go with that

what is your lucky number? Idk 7 maybe

do you have any pets? I have a 10 year old brother

how tall are you? I'm 5'3 small fuk u

how many pairs of shoes do you own? Soon to be 5

favourite song? My spotify's most repeated says film out

favourite movie? Your Name and almost all of studio ghibli

what would be your ideal partner? My taste in men is Kim Namjoon thank you very much

do you want children? Why

have you ever gotten in trouble with the law? lmao bye

what colour socks are you wearing? Listen its like 40°C outside i dont even want to wear clothes

bath or shower? Shower (also....lizzy are u ok)

favourite type of music? I'll listen to anything

how many pillows do you sleep with? Two pillows (one for the head and the other on the side) and i have a chonky penguin plushie whom i suffocate at night

which position do you sleep in? Do people sleep in a single position all night cause im rolling around

what don't you like when you're sleeping? Dreams that leave me disoriented when i wake up

what do you have for breakfast? Yes

have you every tried archery? I pretended to be Merida as a child and had that toy archery set but I don't think that counts

favourite fruit? Mango <33

favourite swear word? I can be very colourful in my native language

do you have any scars? A tiny one on my face

are you a good liar? A very professional one, yes

what's your personality type? My mbti says ENTJ

what's your favourite type of girl? Wdym a type of girl asfksh

left or right handed? Plain boring right

favourite food? Anything thats spicy

are you clean or messy? Depends on what we're talking about. Desk? Clean. Life? Messy.

favourite foreign food? I ate some spicy squid in thailand and i've been a huge fan ever since

how long does it take for you to get ready? 15 mins give or take 10

most used phrase? Lol ok

are you a good singer? Absolutely not

do you sing to yourself? Yes and i sing to other people too and no one can stop me

biggest fear? Someone destroying my potted plants

do you like long or short hair? I cannot manage long hair there's too much going on so short yes

are you into gossip? as long as I'm not involved ofc

extrovert or introvert? Extrovert

favourite school subject? Any subject but the teacher got too busy with something and never came to class (idk if this is happens in other countries lol)

what makes you nervous? Posting pictures of myself

who was your first real crush? Chris hemsworth

how many piercings do you have? Like 5

how fast can you run? I would answer this if i was in middle school

what makes you angry? Right now? The heat

do you like your own name? Yup!

what are your weaknesses? My weakness is my strength

what are your strengths? My strength is my weakness

what is the colour of your bedspread? White but with stripes of different shades of green

colour of your room? Turquoise on one wall and an almost white shade of blue for other walls

Wow that was long, doubt that anyone would read it all lmao

Tagging my lovelies @iminthisstanshit @yoongispatience @btsarmyline @silver-joon @rainiimomo @heyyouknowbts @a-jellyfish-no-one-wants-to-be @realkpopquotes